Ancient Egypt (3200 BC – AD 400)

January 8, 2012 // Axl Rose: Hungry Time Traveler

Until now, we have been relying on photographic evidence of Axl’s time traveling adventures, but last night I was looking though a book about ancient Egypt and found this curious hieroglyphic depicting a long haired, tattooed man wearing a bandana and eating a foot long hoagie. This ancient piece of art has confounded Anthropologists and Egyptologists alike in the hundred years since it was discovered. But you and I know what exactly what it means.

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  1. Anonymous 2 years ago Reply

    Laughably shite. You are a Mormon dumbass.

  2. Anonymous.

  3. Eric Cantu 2 years ago Reply

    Pure gold.

  4. AiXeLsyD13 2 years ago Reply

    So, does this debunks the Ancient Aliens theory? We can now blame it all on Axl?

  5. Anonymous 2 years ago Reply


    No. You may now THANK Axl.

    Awesome stuff, Matsby.

  6. Anonymous 2 years ago Reply


    I demand more evidence! pleeeese!!!!!

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